"OK, guys...What would you like to study this school year?"
Max: Pirates!! And Elaine should learn about Princesses!!
Elaine: No, Max...That's history and I don't need to learn history until I'm LOTS older. I want to learn about plants, trees, and flowers.
Max (rolling eyes): Those ARE plants! Zane should learn about the zoo...
Zane: Sure, animals...
Max: And OUTER SPACE!
Momma: Why?
Max: Because I like aliens a bunch...and I like light sabers a bunch...because of Star Wars...
Elaine: I would like to learn about people.
Max: The INSIDE of people! Like bones and hearts and brains. We could go to a museum!
Elaine: I think a book would be better. He's such a boy!
Zane: Animals. I still say animals. Can we stop by the place that made this peanut butter? It's in New York...
Momma: Yes it is, but it's in Greenwich Village and that's in New York City. We're not going into the city.
Elaine: Auntie MoeMoe doesn't live there. She lives in the TOWN of New York, not the CITY...
At least we have geography covered...
(Check out Peanut Butter & Co. at www.ilovepeanutbutter.com We especially recommend the "Cinnamon Raisin Swirl" and the "Dark Chocolate Dreams." No sugar, no trans fats. YUMMY!!
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Oh, they're so funny! Joe cracked up when I read it to him. Thanks for our el cheapo date ealier!!j
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