Story Time

Me: "Max, Laney, come play with Zelie..."

Max: "Once upon a time there was three little pigs and a big Bad MOMMY."
Laney: "Max!! That is so mean!!"
Max: "Fine. They built their houses out of sticks, wicks and cement..."
Laney: "No Max!! Once upon a time there was a princess. Her name was Zelie and she was 13 years old. She wanted to get married to Prince Max."
Max: "No Laney!!" (Runs around in cercles with his ears plugged singing "la-la-la-la-la")
Laney: "Fine! Prince Zane. Max Max MAX!! (Whose ears are still plugged) I changed it!! Fine."
Max: "The big bad wolf knocked on the door and the three little pigs said 'we're not afraid of you! We've got a CANNON!!"
Laney: No MAX!! Stop it!! No cannons!! Whatever Max."
Max: "The three little pigs lived happily ever after. And got married."
Landy: "She wanted to get married to Prince Zane, but her mother said no. So she went to her fairy godmother and her fairy godmother told her that she would make her mother say yes under one condition. She would have to agree to turn into a swan every night until she was the mother of three childs. The princess said yes, and then asked her mother who also said yes. She got married and right away had three triplets so the spell broke and they lived happily ever after. The end."
Max: "See Zelie? Same ending. Both the same."